An alienated and misanthropic teenager gains sudden and unwanted celebrity status after he's taken hostage by terrorists where his indifference to their threats to kill him makes news headlines.
as Cliff Spab
as Wendy Pfister
as Morrow Streeter
as Monica Dice
as Janet Streeter
as Scott Spab
as Joe Dice
as Gerald Parsley
as Al
as Babs Wyler
as Phil Donahue Clone / Sam Donaldson Clone / Alan Dershowitz / Ted Koppel Clone / Larry King Clone
as Mr. Spab
as Mrs. Spab
as Kristen
as Dolly
as Earl
as Kim Martin
as Milt Morris
as Dick Zetterland
as Gary Coleman
as Sandy Hooten
as Allison Ash
as Mindy Lawford
as Phil Connors
as Rita Connors
as Johnny
as Female Pantyhose Gunman
as Pebbles Goren
as Distressed Witness
as Doctor Travis
as Female Talent Agent
as Male Talent Agent
as Hotel Receptionist
as Dori Smelling (as Stephanie Friedman)
as Burger Boy Manager
as Mayor
as Nervous Lady on Talkshow
as Teenage Girl on Talkshow
as Woman at Homecoming
as Burger Boy Worker
as Reporter
as Photographer